There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.
Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Every year
on Vin Diesel's birthday a lucky child is chosen to get thrown into the sun.
*oh the joys of Vin Diesel jokes. More to come.
*oh the joys of Vin Diesel jokes. More to come.
Invention
Hey guys, check out this invention..:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/29/international/europe/29repellent.html?8hpib
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/29/international/europe/29repellent.html?8hpib
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Liberalism
whether u are liberal or conservative, this is still funny
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/25/liberal.quiz.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/25/liberal.quiz.ap/index.html
Monday, November 28, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Ugh.
I'd like to point something out. Other people, besides Kevin, Toni, and myself had been posting..posts. But then, as soon as they post it, it appears as if some people, such as Kevin, quickly post another..post. Clearly Kevin is [unknowingly] discouraging people from posting.
But the only real reason I'm posting is because my older sister 'needs' the computer, and me doing this makes her angry.
So tomorrow we have school again. Oh joy..I hope you all enjoyed your break. And not long now until Christmas break.
I do believe that the instrument that has the single most ability to create beautiful music on its own is the flute. I have discovered this during mass this evening.
I hope it snows.
See, now I'm just rambling. And I will undoubtedly recieve some comments insulting me; but that is ok...actually, having said that, I will probably recieve less than I would have. Ah well.
mm..I don't think there is any other possible thing I could say...well, there is one..haha..
oglos.
I'm out.
But the only real reason I'm posting is because my older sister 'needs' the computer, and me doing this makes her angry.
So tomorrow we have school again. Oh joy..I hope you all enjoyed your break. And not long now until Christmas break.
I do believe that the instrument that has the single most ability to create beautiful music on its own is the flute. I have discovered this during mass this evening.
I hope it snows.
See, now I'm just rambling. And I will undoubtedly recieve some comments insulting me; but that is ok...actually, having said that, I will probably recieve less than I would have. Ah well.
mm..I don't think there is any other possible thing I could say...well, there is one..haha..
oglos.
I'm out.
Friday, November 25, 2005
GOODNIGHT!!
Finally going to sleep.
But I think life is good again. Yesssssssssssssssssssssss! I totally win..
Night kiddos. <3
But I think life is good again. Yesssssssssssssssssssssss! I totally win..
Night kiddos. <3
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Rap song...
heres the next great rap song, Jessica and I wrote:
Couragous bench who lightly frees
The factory of slippery monstrosities
Johnny the Malingerer wants to be
Able to vomit so he will disagree
Salt is good, salt is great
Don't raise infant mortality rate
Factories will obliterate
Couragous bench who lightly frees
The factory of slippery monstrosities
Johnny the Malingerer wants to be
Able to vomit so he will disagree
Salt is good, salt is great
Don't raise infant mortality rate
Factories will obliterate
A Sad Turkey Day For Some
She rode my bus, I have known her since Kindergarten.
Police identify teen crash victim
The 16-year-old Spotsylvania County girl killed in a Wednesday afternoon car crash has been identified as Danielle N. Wallace.
Danielle, a junior at Chancellor High School, was a passenger in a car that collided with a van shortly after 3 p.m. at the intersection of State Route 3 and Gordon Road. She died at the scene.
Two other Spotsylvania teens who were in the car with Danielle remained in critical condition at Inova Fairfax Hospital. Both are students at Spotsylvania high schools, but Sheriff Howard Smith declined to release their identities at this time.
The 17-year-old driver, a boy, is a student at Riverbend High School. The second girl is another 16-year-old Chancellor High student, Smith said. Both were flown to Inova from the scene with life-threatening injuries.
Meanwhile, Smith said, the two occupants of the Ford Econoline van that collided with the teens car were treated at Mary Washington Hospital and released. The two men are both residents of Falls Church.
An investigation has revealed that the teens were heading west on Route 3 in a small Mercury when the driver attempted to make a left turn onto Gordon Road.
The teens’ car went through a green light, police said, but apparently failed to yield the right-of-way to the eastbound van.
The Mercury was struck directly in the passenger’s side of the car by the van, police said. Smith said neither alcohol nor speed were factors in the crash.
The road, a major area highway, was closed or partially closed well into the night while Sheriff’s Office accident reconstruction officers investigated the accident. Smith said several people witnessed the crash.
Police identify teen crash victim
The 16-year-old Spotsylvania County girl killed in a Wednesday afternoon car crash has been identified as Danielle N. Wallace.
Danielle, a junior at Chancellor High School, was a passenger in a car that collided with a van shortly after 3 p.m. at the intersection of State Route 3 and Gordon Road. She died at the scene.
Two other Spotsylvania teens who were in the car with Danielle remained in critical condition at Inova Fairfax Hospital. Both are students at Spotsylvania high schools, but Sheriff Howard Smith declined to release their identities at this time.
The 17-year-old driver, a boy, is a student at Riverbend High School. The second girl is another 16-year-old Chancellor High student, Smith said. Both were flown to Inova from the scene with life-threatening injuries.
Meanwhile, Smith said, the two occupants of the Ford Econoline van that collided with the teens car were treated at Mary Washington Hospital and released. The two men are both residents of Falls Church.
An investigation has revealed that the teens were heading west on Route 3 in a small Mercury when the driver attempted to make a left turn onto Gordon Road.
The teens’ car went through a green light, police said, but apparently failed to yield the right-of-way to the eastbound van.
The Mercury was struck directly in the passenger’s side of the car by the van, police said. Smith said neither alcohol nor speed were factors in the crash.
The road, a major area highway, was closed or partially closed well into the night while Sheriff’s Office accident reconstruction officers investigated the accident. Smith said several people witnessed the crash.
i used to have a purpose
i am posting because i feel like i haven't posted in a long time and to ask what everyone is thankful for
i am thankful for wood. Without wood we could not have fire. Without fire we could not mave smores.
i am thankful for wood. Without wood we could not have fire. Without fire we could not mave smores.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Saturday, November 19, 2005
HARRY FUCKIN POTTER!!!!
Excuse my language.
In case any of you care, I just got back from seeing the new HP movie.
HOLY SHIT. Its sooooo awesome. Of course, half of the book is left out, but if they did the whole thing it would be like 4 hours long.
Ahhhhh!! Yeah. You should all go and see it.
Voldemort if PERFECT. At least the guy they got to play him. Hes so awesome. Im gonna go read the book again.
They did leave out S.P.E.W. though. :( I wanted the house elves.
Fleur wasn't pretty enough and Krum was too pretty.
Cedric Diggory's pretty freakin hot though. :)
Special effects rocked, but the stupid American director sucks.
I'm done now.
In case any of you care, I just got back from seeing the new HP movie.
HOLY SHIT. Its sooooo awesome. Of course, half of the book is left out, but if they did the whole thing it would be like 4 hours long.
Ahhhhh!! Yeah. You should all go and see it.
Voldemort if PERFECT. At least the guy they got to play him. Hes so awesome. Im gonna go read the book again.
They did leave out S.P.E.W. though. :( I wanted the house elves.
Fleur wasn't pretty enough and Krum was too pretty.
Cedric Diggory's pretty freakin hot though. :)
Special effects rocked, but the stupid American director sucks.
I'm done now.
poemizard!
check out the poem kev kev and i made:-D
Poemizard
Oh water of doom from this bottle!
You are the greatest role model
For fire-children of the land and skies
For all those whose hope and dream dies.
Alas! the second bottle’s water changed
And because Dannon remains estranged
The fountain of flavor within--
Be careful, don't spill some on your chin.
Blasted top, why won’t you unscrew?
Why must some hidden strength, I always pursue
Just to drink the rest of the wonderful you?
Because I must, with such a passion too!
Poemizard
Oh water of doom from this bottle!
You are the greatest role model
For fire-children of the land and skies
For all those whose hope and dream dies.
Alas! the second bottle’s water changed
And because Dannon remains estranged
The fountain of flavor within--
Be careful, don't spill some on your chin.
Blasted top, why won’t you unscrew?
Why must some hidden strength, I always pursue
Just to drink the rest of the wonderful you?
Because I must, with such a passion too!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Ethics Test
Ok guys...
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if you give anything but a truthful answer. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember, your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each line.
You are in Florida -- Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with sever flodding. This is a flod of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some diappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is..
It's George W. Bush, President of the United States!!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under... forever. You have two options - you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if you give anything but a truthful answer. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember, your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each line.
You are in Florida -- Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with sever flodding. This is a flod of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some diappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is..
It's George W. Bush, President of the United States!!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under... forever. You have two options - you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
hooray im finally here!
anyways if you like LOTR go here:
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
for their very secret diaries!
Okay i need advice here too...
Im writing a story about all the CGS people and we're on an island because we left America. Does anyone have an idea for the title of this story?
ta ta!
--Jessica
anyways if you like LOTR go here:
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
for their very secret diaries!
Okay i need advice here too...
Im writing a story about all the CGS people and we're on an island because we left America. Does anyone have an idea for the title of this story?
ta ta!
--Jessica
Monday, November 14, 2005
funny
You know you play charger hockey if:
you lose states twice in a row to a team youve beaten many times
you lose states twice in a row to a team youve beaten many times
Statistics
I got this e-mail. From my dad. I won't copy it word for word, on the core of it . . .
Theres been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past...22 months. There has been a total of 2,112 deaths-that gives us a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
Now consider this: The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000. You are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in D.C. (one of the more strict cities in terms of gun control) than you are in Iraq.
Now, I have considered this. I have concluded thus: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C.
Theres been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past...22 months. There has been a total of 2,112 deaths-that gives us a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
Now consider this: The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000. You are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in D.C. (one of the more strict cities in terms of gun control) than you are in Iraq.
Now, I have considered this. I have concluded thus: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
guess what?!?!?!
Its waaaaaaaay to early to be awake AND...
I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys you probably didnt care to know that, but I'm bored out of my mind and need some rest. And pants.
Much <3...........Toni
I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys you probably didnt care to know that, but I'm bored out of my mind and need some rest. And pants.
Much <3...........Toni
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
SCORE!!
I fixed my computer! It kept crashing on me yesterday, but now it's better. I prolly got a virus or something from that www.toni.com that Toni is so proud of. =P Anyway, it's better now, so I can post/email/play games/IM (Although that gets boring, so I haven't been on for very long lately..)!! That's a major "score!" Who started saying, "score" anyway? I think it was Jake.. That's scary, Jake has infulenced what I say out of habit.. Whoah.. I hang around with him to much.. Yeah, anyway, just posting for the sake of posting. Cya WEDSDAY not tuesday! W00t!
(That's "Eric" in webdings by the way.)
(That's "Eric" in webdings by the way.)
Friday, November 04, 2005
Wondering...
after that meaningless post, i have an actual question. For govt i know we are supposed to read chap 7 and that is all it says on the special notes part but on the calendar it says to do essentil questions 1-4. Anyone know what we are actually supposed to do?
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
SNL Bill O'reily no spin zone
for kevin...and others...its funny
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1425_oreilly&n=saturday_night_live
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1425_oreilly&n=saturday_night_live
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Funny joke...
Someone emailed this to me and it made me giggle a little bit.
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God,
please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant
to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get
my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God,
please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant
to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get
my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
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