HAPPY NATIONAL POLAR BEAR DAY!

I think the title pretty much says it all. Yeah.

Extremely Disappointed.

I don't know about the rest of you, but when I woke up this morning, and looked out my window, and saw only partly cloudy skies, I wholly expected school to be called off. I could scarcely believe when I turned on Channel 17, and school wasn't cancelled. Sure enough, we had school.

I cannot believe the course of action that Dr. Hill did not take. How could he not cancel school with such weather?!? I nearly slipped on a patch of perfectly dry pavement. The visibility this morning for the bus drivers was horrid--mine could only see to the hill blocking her vision. He's extremely lucky that no one's car slipped on perfectly safe, dry road and careened off the road. He could've had suits brought against him-and, at this point, I doubt that is what he wants. I think we should all write heated letters to the editor of the Free Lance Star concerning the uneducated decision making of Dr. Hill.

Such atrocities as this shouldn't happen. Who knows what could've happened.

Ahoy!

Ok, ahoy everyone.

I haven't been here in frikin forever, mostly because of the lack of interest people were showing, so I figured it be dead by now. I guess I was wrong. Oh well. I posted comments on most of the posts dating back to Jessica's one with the "<3>" thingy, and I'd hate to have them wasted by no one reading them, and this may be a little late, but I just came of reading that post and HOLY FRIKIN COW PATTIES! If that Madison kid comes here, I will.. I dunno what, but it would probably involve a praying mantis, some white out, and an excacto knife.

-Eric

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Woot.

So...

I was going through my email, and I found these two very funny jokes.

#1: A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."


#2: John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the same question.
"John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. John Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face,"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
MAY GOD BE WITH US DURING THIS ELECTION.

No Volleyball

Sorry guys some stuff came up this weekend and I can't do the volleyball game. But we can either do it next Saturday before the dance. Or the weekend after that. Sorry again for just bailin! <3

Answer

well i don't want to scroll all the way down to read the comments, so idecided to make a whole new post. go me.

i think kevin's second paragraph makes perefect sense. truth and happiness can cancel each other out. so i guess i don't want either. or i guess i don't strive for either. one of the two.

hey, guess where i am? yep, at Spotsylvania High School. Josh and i made it to regionals i think, but only because no one else is in our category. so now i'm prolly gonna go read that book we have to read.

Question.

I have a question. If you had to have one, which would you rather have, truth or happiness?

Note: I'm not implying that the two cannot coexist.

Or perhaps the question is which is more important to you, truth or happiness?

If somebody seeks the truth, do you have the right to deny them of it?

Intriguing subject.

on a different note or two

well i'm glad we're not at school today it gives me time to do...NOTHING! woot.

anyways, has anyone else felt like the class is getting .....tense? like idk who i can or can't talk to anymore cause people want to blow things out of proportion and turn stuff into drama and i just feel like it's one big mess.Like a mosh pit, but not like a fun mosh pit in a mud puddle, it's like a mosh pit in a bed of needles and everytime you try to move you just get poked and have dozens of needles sticking into you and it's so painful but you can't get out cause no matter how you move you're just laying in more needles!

idk

maybe it's just me.

Emo Kid Joke

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb????


NONE, cause all they want to do is sit in the dark and CRY!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:-D

i <3>

who else feels like a party?

and also, whats up with the AEA? why would we have an army against emo's? i say let them do what they want, but try to help them and be a light to them, just dont butt heads with them.

hey everyone, ask toni about her emo-kid joke. :-P

Emo Kids

So i read colins comment about snow, after the first sentence i knew it was his post too, because it was a pessimistic first sentence. Then i scrolled down, and laughed. Emo kids piss me off. Colins not even that emo and theyre outlook on life is just retarded. i mean seriously, if u cant find something in life that makes you happy then your head must be stuck up your ass, (probably put there for pleasure) because life is full of perks, u just have to work for them...take a leap of faith. Nothing fun comes from sitting down and thinking about something, it comes from the cease of all thought and the start of all actions. Take the leap.....the parachute will open, i promise(unless i hate you mwuhahaha).

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!
<3 to the maxx!

Snow...

So. It snowed a bit.

We should not have gotten out of school for this dusting...
but I'm glad we did. I didn't do any of my AP Psych chapter outline...

And now I have two more days in which to not do it. Awesome.

Anyway...hurrah for snow.

Yeah..so I'm bored. Sort of. In the midst of an argument about ideology and force and war. Fun stuff.

Alright. Well, whatever.

[I used reverse psychology on the weather again, and it worked..again. The weather just never gets any smarter...]

Alright [again]. I'm out.

TOMORROW.

ICE SKATING.
ICE PARK.
1 PM-ISH.
BE THERE.
OR.
BE.
SQUARE.

<333

http://www.zippyvideos.com/3551143681244776/finished_emo_video/

Its totally makes fun of emo kids.
I like it.
Its about time<333

HIV/AIDS cure?

"Researchers believe they have found a new compound that could finally kill the HIV/AIDS virus, not just slow it down as current treatments do. While most of the community is still hesitant to comment on this until it passes peer review, initial results show that their method attacks and kills ALL variations of the virus. A fast track through the FDA could have one of the world's leading problems licked in less than a decade."

from slashdot.org .. dunno if it's all that credible, but if it is...hurrah.

NEW NEW NEW!

NO MORE BRACES! NEW HAIR! WOOOOOOT!

I'd put a picture on here, but:
1) I don't know how and,
2) You'll all see me at Mock Congress tomorrow.

So there.
SECKSAY BEAST!!!!!!!!!!! Heh heh. Way to be semi-narcissistic. (sp?)

eh

:-(

since no one else is posting at this moment in time

what is everyone doing? what can be so important in your lives that youre not posting on this blog forever?! come on, you're cgs kids, you don't have soical lives. Or maybe you do and you're just not telling anyone! how dare you...

and a reminder, mine and nique's birthday is next tuesday! we don't want anything but love! except that kelly's supposed to make us that poptart castle...
toodles
~Hairy Love

HAHAHA

So.. today was all-district band at Riverbend... Anyways it's like 5:45 ish, and we're eating dinner, and someone comes over and tells us that there is a fire in the concession stand (there was a wrestling math, so they had a consession stand.) We figured that it was no big deal, and kept eating. A few minutes later, we were told to evacuate the building. We had to wait outside until a fire truck came and put out the fire. It was pretty funny because everyone was like "who is stupid enough to catch a concession stand on fire?" and i was thinking "Burn, Riverbend, burn." until I remembered that my trumpet was in there :-/

I missed it yesterday...

Guys, since I forgot to post it yesterday...my apologies..

It was groundhog's day! And guess what?!? He saw his shadow...again. Which means another 6 months of winter or something. As if it really matters...its already springtime weather..although none of trees are green. Hopefully they will be. Because to have it be so nice outside and see all the bare brown trees isn't cool.

But, more importantly, yesterday was Ayn Rand's Birthday! She would've been 101 if she wasn't so dead. But she is. Oh well. Either way, happy birthday Ayn!

Ayn, by the way, rhymes with mine.

Anyways...

BLAH!

No one has posted in forever. And I'm trying to put off this gay Antigone thing. Because I don't feel like being creative.

So. What's up in everyone's lives? Anything interesting?
<333!