STAR WARS BIOTCHES!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

I have just completed the ultimate feat.

Me and my sister have just finished watching all 6 Star Wars movies. 13 and a half hours. Oooooh yeahhhhh.

for all who care

If you Google Image search ostrich then emu, you'll find that one picture shows up under both searches. Weird, huh?

New Year's Eve...

Party at my house. Come if you don't already have plans and want to...and if your parents want to pick you up fairly early. Blah.

7414 Harvest Ln.
Use mapquest, I suck at directions.
<3

Who are you?

Go here and take the quiz. It'll tell you which Narnia character you are.

I was Eustice (or Peter, they have the same score).

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

AWESOMEST GAME EVER

Source

Top 10

Look at these. "Top Ten Things to Say at a Funeral." Theres a bunch more here, but I thought that one was the funniest.

-Eric

Holy Crap!

I know this means nothing to many of you, but Kobe Bryant scored 62 points in last night's game!

And that was only three quarters worth. Thats right, he played for the first three quarters, scored 62 points, and then left the game. The Lakers were so far ahead by that time that they took him out. In fact, when he left, he had more points by himself than the entire Dallas team (he had 62, Dallas has 61).

Hi.

Hello everyone, sorry for not posting in forever, but my computer's harddrive was broken, and I had to buy and install a new one. So now it's finally fixed so I don't have to use that old 98 computer we have at my house anymore. w00t.

Oh, and I demolished the "Anti Sports" Blog because it was just uselessling polluting cyberspace, and I recommend we ditch the Chancellorian only blog too. Last year when we were segregated by our schools that was ok, but this year we've broken down those barriers and I think we should show that by eliminating that blog.

-Eric

croni(what?)cles of narnia rap from snl

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1432_narnia

the greatest rap ever lol from saturday night live last weekend

bliss of ignorance

ha, i thought that the stuff we learned in 1984 would never be implanted in todays world guess im wrong, This song has lyrics with "bliss of ignorance in it" kinda cool i think, oh and Colin i heard this song about Christmas on Rocky Top something like "there's magic everywhere when that football is in the air" something along those lines
well i gtg
bye

Another joke

I don't know why, but I thought this was an extremely funny joke...

So a duck walks into a bar and he goes up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any... grapes?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, we have booze. Beat it." So the duck backs out of the bar. Then the next day the duck goes back into the bar and says, "Do you have any... grapes?" The bartender says, "Look, I told you yesterday, we don't have any grapes. Now get lost!" So the duck backs out of the bar. Then the next day the duck goes into the bar again and asks, "Do you have any... grapes?" The bartender says, "Look, I've told you twice already, no grapes! If you come back in here asking for grapes again I'm gonna nail your bill to the counter!" So the duck backs out of the bar. Then the next day the duck goes into the bar and asks, "Do you have any.... nails?" The bartender looks puzzled and says, "Uh, no, we don't have any nails." Then the duck says, "Well then, do you have any... GRAPES?!"

Joke...

Tell me if you get this and if so, how?

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrappers off.

WTF?!?!?!

typos

can make a huge difference:
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3058/H_3058_02.jpg

No School..

Can anybody believe we aren't in school today? The roads aren't that bad, all the ice melted pretty quickly.

I can understand getting off yesterday-when they made the call they didn't know how long it was going to come down..

But today..a two hour delay would've made more sense than a delay. The only way I can make sense of it is to consider the fact that Dr. Hill must have been between a rock and a hard place. If he closed schools, as he did, he'd recieve a lot of criticism. But if he kept them open, he runs the risk of injury of students in auto accidents [perhaps due to ice], and gets a lot of criticism for this too. Reminds me of last year, whether it was in Spotsylvania or Stafford I don't remember, when it was icy but they didn't close school and a couple of teens died in a car accident. I'm guessing he wanted to avoid something like this..better safe than sorry.

wow

Kinda forgot about this, so much other crap going on. yea, so im bored so im gonna go now.......ok bye.........

in continuance

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/12/14/iran.israel/index.html
this guy is a complete idiot

BORED!

WHO HAS SOMETHING FUN TO DO?!?!?!

Did you know...

that if 23 random persons were gathered together in a room, the probability of two of them sharing the same birthday would be 50/50?

Colin:

You can stop worrying for now.

Seedless Watermelons

Jake, I did some research. Surprisingly enough, I found, contrary to what you claimed, seedless watermelons are not from seeds from which the seeds are drawn out from. That sentence does make sense, by the way.

Anyway, seedless watermelons are a just a..breed of watermelon. Watermelons have been..bred, for lack of a better word (at this time..) so that they produce fewer and fewer seeds. Eventually, seedless watermelons are produced. Now, obviously you cannot get seeds from a seedless watermelon. But, if you were to plant a packet of seedless watermelon seeds, you'd get three kinds of watermelons growing. You'd get the regular kind-full of seeds, the seedless kind-they have no seeds, and a kind called tetraploid (meaning it has four sets of chromosomes)-these have relatively few seeds. Those few seeds from the tetraploid are the ones that need to be planted to obtain seedless watermelons (and will repeat the above process).

So, shocking as it is Jake (cough*cough), you..aren't right.

The cutest thing ever...

http://members.aol.com/nray7882/fluffy.jpg

This sends you to the cutest picture ever of a dog.

CNN.com article

this is from a cnn.com article:
MECCA, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- Iran's hard-line president, who once called for Israel to be "wiped off the map," again sparked a barrage of international criticism, saying the Jewish state should be moved to Europe and questioning whether the Holocaust took place.

Nevermind...

http://sps.k12.ar.us/massengale/lab_5_cellular_respiration_by_kr.htm

There are the answers I found online.

Use them if you wish.

Not plagiarism, I'm just using them for HELP.

YAY!!!
<3

the Bio lab...

sucks big butthole.

anyone wanna help?

Again!

Its supposed to snow again Thursday night/Friday morning. So that means no school (hopefully) on Friday!

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The art of snow creation

Here are the steps to creating snow:
1. Put Pj's on inside out
2. spin around 3 times in front of an open refrigerator
3. dance around in front of said refrigerator singing let it snow

After step one has been completed thou shall go to step 2. following step 2 u shall proceed to step 3, no more, no less, and the moving up of the step shall be 3...if u have moved to step 4 that is right out...moving to step 2 is forbidden after having completed step 2. Having completed step 2 proceed dircetly to step 3. do not stop at step 1 or 2...the number of the step shall be 3...after step number 3, being the third step having been completed....it will snow

No one has posted for a while.

Its boring me.
So I'm gonna talk to you guys! yay!

Well, its definitely supposed to snow today. Like 4 inches or more. You think thats enough to get us out of school?

Who else thats not in marching band went to the parades? They were good fun. <3

I'm definitely excited about Christmas.
Except that means relatives.
A lot of mine are coming over today which means I have to clean and be bored.

Must go do that.
<3

Date

It's Decemeber 1st. Es el uno de deciembre.

MORE YAY!!

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.

Every year

on Vin Diesel's birthday a lucky child is chosen to get thrown into the sun.




*oh the joys of Vin Diesel jokes. More to come.

Invention

Hey guys, check out this invention..:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/29/international/europe/29repellent.html?8hpib

Liberalism

whether u are liberal or conservative, this is still funny
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/25/liberal.quiz.ap/index.html

A purposeful post...

...cannot be found here

blah blah

dont read that last post...

Ugh.

I'd like to point something out. Other people, besides Kevin, Toni, and myself had been posting..posts. But then, as soon as they post it, it appears as if some people, such as Kevin, quickly post another..post. Clearly Kevin is [unknowingly] discouraging people from posting.

But the only real reason I'm posting is because my older sister 'needs' the computer, and me doing this makes her angry.

So tomorrow we have school again. Oh joy..I hope you all enjoyed your break. And not long now until Christmas break.

I do believe that the instrument that has the single most ability to create beautiful music on its own is the flute. I have discovered this during mass this evening.

I hope it snows.

See, now I'm just rambling. And I will undoubtedly recieve some comments insulting me; but that is ok...actually, having said that, I will probably recieve less than I would have. Ah well.

mm..I don't think there is any other possible thing I could say...well, there is one..haha..

oglos.

I'm out.

GOODNIGHT!!

Finally going to sleep.

But I think life is good again. Yesssssssssssssssssssssss! I totally win..

Night kiddos. <3

Rap song...

heres the next great rap song, Jessica and I wrote:

Couragous bench who lightly frees
The factory of slippery monstrosities
Johnny the Malingerer wants to be
Able to vomit so he will disagree

Salt is good, salt is great
Don't raise infant mortality rate
Factories will obliterate

A Sad Turkey Day For Some

She rode my bus, I have known her since Kindergarten.

Police identify teen crash victim

The 16-year-old Spotsylvania County girl killed in a Wednesday afternoon car crash has been identified as Danielle N. Wallace.
Danielle, a junior at Chancellor High School, was a passenger in a car that collided with a van shortly after 3 p.m. at the intersection of State Route 3 and Gordon Road. She died at the scene.
Two other Spotsylvania teens who were in the car with Danielle remained in critical condition at Inova Fairfax Hospital. Both are students at Spotsylvania high schools, but Sheriff Howard Smith declined to release their identities at this time.
The 17-year-old driver, a boy, is a student at Riverbend High School. The second girl is another 16-year-old Chancellor High student, Smith said. Both were flown to Inova from the scene with life-threatening injuries.
Meanwhile, Smith said, the two occupants of the Ford Econoline van that collided with the teens car were treated at Mary Washington Hospital and released. The two men are both residents of Falls Church.
An investigation has revealed that the teens were heading west on Route 3 in a small Mercury when the driver attempted to make a left turn onto Gordon Road.
The teens’ car went through a green light, police said, but apparently failed to yield the right-of-way to the eastbound van.
The Mercury was struck directly in the passenger’s side of the car by the van, police said. Smith said neither alcohol nor speed were factors in the crash.
The road, a major area highway, was closed or partially closed well into the night while Sheriff’s Office accident reconstruction officers investigated the accident. Smith said several people witnessed the crash.

i used to have a purpose

i am posting because i feel like i haven't posted in a long time and to ask what everyone is thankful for

i am thankful for wood. Without wood we could not have fire. Without fire we could not mave smores.

Yipee!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

<3

Tyler might enjoy this...

http://www.bushplay.com/games.php?id=14

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY.....

BIRTHDAY TO COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!

HARRY FUCKIN POTTER!!!!

Excuse my language.

In case any of you care, I just got back from seeing the new HP movie.

HOLY SHIT. Its sooooo awesome. Of course, half of the book is left out, but if they did the whole thing it would be like 4 hours long.

Ahhhhh!! Yeah. You should all go and see it.

Voldemort if PERFECT. At least the guy they got to play him. Hes so awesome. Im gonna go read the book again.

They did leave out S.P.E.W. though. :( I wanted the house elves.

Fleur wasn't pretty enough and Krum was too pretty.

Cedric Diggory's pretty freakin hot though. :)

Special effects rocked, but the stupid American director sucks.

I'm done now.

poemizard!

check out the poem kev kev and i made:-D

Poemizard
Oh water of doom from this bottle!
You are the greatest role model
For fire-children of the land and skies
For all those whose hope and dream dies.
Alas! the second bottle’s water changed
And because Dannon remains estranged
The fountain of flavor within--
Be careful, don't spill some on your chin.
Blasted top, why won’t you unscrew?
Why must some hidden strength, I always pursue
Just to drink the rest of the wonderful you?
Because I must, with such a passion too!

Ethics Test

Ok guys...

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. No one else will know, so you won't be fooling anyone but yourself if you give anything but a truthful answer. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember, your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please read slowly and thoughtfully, giving due consideration to each line.

You are in Florida -- Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with sever flodding. This is a flod of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some diappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is..

It's George W. Bush, President of the United States!!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under... forever. You have two options - you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

hooray im finally here!
anyways if you like LOTR go here:
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
for their very secret diaries!

Okay i need advice here too...
Im writing a story about all the CGS people and we're on an island because we left America. Does anyone have an idea for the title of this story?
ta ta!
--Jessica

funny

You know you play charger hockey if:
you lose states twice in a row to a team youve beaten many times

Statistics

I got this e-mail. From my dad. I won't copy it word for word, on the core of it . . .

Theres been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past...22 months. There has been a total of 2,112 deaths-that gives us a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

Now consider this: The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000. You are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in D.C. (one of the more strict cities in terms of gun control) than you are in Iraq.

Now, I have considered this. I have concluded thus: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C.

Funny....mainly for toni and anyone else that like LOTR

http://allthingsflash.com/links/files/cartoons/mashed_taters.swf Potatoes!

guess what?!?!?!

Its waaaaaaaay to early to be awake AND...

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry guys you probably didnt care to know that, but I'm bored out of my mind and need some rest. And pants.

Much <3...........Toni

This is awesome

http://www.trygve.com/ueperamb.html
Go there!

SCORE!!

I fixed my computer! It kept crashing on me yesterday, but now it's better. I prolly got a virus or something from that www.toni.com that Toni is so proud of. =P Anyway, it's better now, so I can post/email/play games/IM (Although that gets boring, so I haven't been on for very long lately..)!! That's a major "score!" Who started saying, "score" anyway? I think it was Jake.. That's scary, Jake has infulenced what I say out of habit.. Whoah.. I hang around with him to much.. Yeah, anyway, just posting for the sake of posting. Cya WEDSDAY not tuesday! W00t!

-Eric

(That's "Eric" in webdings by the way.)

Wondering...

after that meaningless post, i have an actual question. For govt i know we are supposed to read chap 7 and that is all it says on the special notes part but on the calendar it says to do essentil questions 1-4. Anyone know what we are actually supposed to do?

Eh?

Nortedu corua li pakz. Dokosheku trupadipt essedit da men. Spirogolia essedoy dedemden.

SNL Bill O'reily no spin zone

for kevin...and others...its funny
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1425_oreilly&n=saturday_night_live

Funny joke...

Someone emailed this to me and it made me giggle a little bit.

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God,
please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant
to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get
my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

Almighty Overlord of the Internet.

I think Google is taking over the world.

First they create a program that can search almost every frikin page on the web, then they make Gmail, which gives you like 20 megs of storage or something so you don't hafta ever delete anything unless you get like the entire interent to spam you or something. This means people's personal emails/lives are in the palm Google's digital hand. (On a toatally unrelated subject, I have a Gmail account and if anyone wants one I can invite them unless they don't know how to operate a computer or ride a bike, Cough, Colin, Cough.) Also, I recently noticed (Five minutes ago.) that google just came out with a new service, Instant Messaging and live talk. Look. Crazyness! It's the frikin apocolypes! We're all gonna die! *And I'm not the only one who thinks it, lookit!

ROAR!

-Eric

*I know I'm not supposed to start a sentence with "and" Dr. Walker, but it works, so there. Hah.

~*Cann Cann's Game*~

There's a game going this Saturday at Ice Park starting at 5:15!! Come support Cann Cann and the Fredericksburg Falcons. It shall be a glorious time guys!! If you need any more information me and Brian will be happy to answer your questions!!

Teehee

I went to Eric's profile thingy on here today because I saw that cool "hitch hikers may be escaping inmates" thing, and i clicked on it, and found that eric.com thingy.

I decided to try that with my name.

OMFG. its so funny/twisted/wierd. NOT ME. Keep that in mind.

www.toni.com

GO.

Anyone else?

hey...so... i was kinda bored at the social....

football and basketball arent really my thing, especially when isaac and colin are acting like they're magnetically attracted to each other...*cough* no offense. I want to play twister now but nique's going to bed and my brother's stupid and my parents would kill themselves playing...

I vote that unless the social is held somewhere different next year, we have our own 'social'
do i hear a second?

this vote brought to you by
~hairy Love

An Invitation

I have already invited a couple people, but as to not leave anyone out; I am inviting anyone who wants to come to the season opener for the Fredericksburg Falcons Hockey team. The games will be at the Fredericksburg Ice Park in Central Park. The games are at 11:15 and at 3:30. Again, come if you want, don't if you dont want to come. If you have any questions just tell me and i will try to answer them.

Roll.

I was just wondering, who still posts? Comment an "Aye" if ye still be here.

-Eric

A comment

it has come to my attention that i haven't posted on here in for freaking ever. I also wanted to comment on a couple of colin's previous posts, but doubted they would be read. And, obviously, Atlas holds the world on the polar ice caps, which very few humans inhabit. If i were to see the condition of Atlas, i would have him destroy earth. Yes, lay it down, or throw it down, or take a hammer to it. Whatever. He might as well.
My other purpose was to give my opinion on objectivism as i see it so far from reading 'Fountainhead'. Surely objectivism and egotism are fine examples to set as indipendent creatures on this planet. However, we see that more and more we are pushed to interact with each other- online, on cell phones, at school, at work, at socialgatherings- all of these things are geared to creating a reputation- a person outside of your physical self, a sort of legend or aura to surround yourself with. The problem with this bubble-wrap of rumors is that it's hard to penetrate, hard to become an objectivist and probably impractical. Emotion is something humans must have, and it is obvious that egotism leaves no room for the wide fluctuations in joy, sadness, fear, and anger to which humankind has grown accustomed. With that being said, objectivism is a fine ideal, but ultimately inhuman.

thank you
~hairy love

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I went on a walk yesterday, it was to support Lukemia or something, which I though was weird because I thought Lukemia was a deadly cancer. Oh well. I'M FRIKIN HUNGRY! And my brother is sliding around my room in my chair, playing basketball on my KOOSH hoop. At the same time. I wish I was that talented...

-ERIC

This is Ridiculus

Actually i found it quite funny. But thought you guys would prefer the title...

anyway...

www.venganza.org

Go there. Look at it. Look how far it has been taken. One thing to say: WOW.
plus it might also distract you from reality for a couple moments, which is not in the best state...

so, yeah...

Go Vols

oglos

Something other than sports...

So...has anyone read a good book lately? Or seen a good movie or something?

Blah. This blog is getting boring.

Ah yes, I remember what I was going to say.

ROCKIN' ROCKY HORROR DANCE PARTY TODAY!! (sorry, late notice) 6:30-10:30 AT TODD'S TAVERN COMMUNITY BUILDING!! Rockin' dance stuff and then we're watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You should come.

Wow.

Wow, I haven't looked at this in frikin forever, and now I remember why. (Did you know you're supposed to put two spaces between sentences? We learned that in keyboarding.) This is exactly what happend to our old Chancellor Blog. The disease is spreading, and I for one, intend to put a stop to it.

So everyone that talks about sports constantly, SHUT UP. Make another blog for that. And I have the Almighty Guru on my side for this one, so I know I'm right.

-ERIC

This blog is crap...

All you guys talk about now is stupid football (as in soccer and American football) calls. Some other subjects need to come up. Someone post something else. Please.

Refs

Did anybody watch the manchester united game today? those refs sucked...ejecting scholes and not that other french player whatever the heck his name was (i tend not to know french players) that was stupid...had Manchester had 11 players they would have won instead of a 0-0 tie. Notice however, that i believe the tie was fair and square even though the refs made what was apparently a bad call. What the refs says goes and the tie was fair, although i thought the refs lacked good judgement...but yes they sucked

"...if you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down on his shoulders-what would you tell him to do?"
"I . . . don't know. What . . . could he do? What would you tell him?"
"To shrug."

One google thing

Everybody go to Google.com and type in Miserable Failure and look at the first link, i like it

Happy Birthday! ...

... Ed Gill.

Football

Monday. Noon. Loriella. Flag/two-hand touch football.

Show up there or not. Quite frankly, its up to you.

YIPEE!!!

Alright, so Riverbend and Courtland had a spirit links contest. For those of you who are deprived, this is where everyone donates money and whichever school has thee most links get bragging rights and such.

We were donating this year for 16 year old boy that has Paraneoplastic Syndrome, (a rare cancer which attacks the immune and nervous systems-according to Mr. Keith). He has to have two 40 thousand dollar sugeries and has to pay about 750 dollars a week for physical therapy.

The grades in the latin classes competed and the seniors won (with the sophomores in a close second). All in all, RHS collected something around 800 dollars.

Of course we beat Courtland who only collected about as much as our Seniors, $330. WE have like, a gagillion spirit links in the Latin room, it is a very impressing sight.

Not like any of you care about this, I just got bored, and thought I would post something.

no MORE!

Stop with the stupid google stuff...

More!

Here are some more things to google for interesting results (all on the first page of results)

Food Nazis
French Military Victories (first link)
Liar
Greatest President (in response to John's comment)

There are many more too, me thinks

Waffles!

Everybody, go Google "waffles" and check out your top 5 results.

This might be funny...

All is Right with the World

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT NOW!?!?!?!?!? Thats right, you poor, pathetic souls, who won!?!? Thats right: TENNESSEE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 30-27! In overtime. Thats right, being down 21-0 at half-time, who managed to pull out the win!?!?!?!?! Thats right fools: TENNESSEE [that should silence you dumb doubters]

[Rocky Top
You'll always be
home-sweet-home to me
Good ole' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee]

With that HUGE win over the number FOUR team in the nation, the world returns to order. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Nothing can describe my elation right now!!

Though many of you will point out the mistakes, I offer one comeback: "The Tennessee Volunteers WON!!!" Whats the final score?!? Thats right!! GO VOLS!

[sigh] Made my week.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
[30-27]
Down 21-0 at halftime
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO VOLS
GO VOLS
GO VOLS

Our Rock

You benders painted our spirit rock! [yes, i realize that the chance of it actually being one of you guys that actually did it is slim, but i group you all in the same, despicable group...] We will get you back for this. Perhaps we'll let brian do what he has threatened, to "violate" the bear...

This Killed Me.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

This is sooo horrible.
It will break your heart what they do to these poor kitties! Epecially you Lauren.

check this out

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/hipponoodles.html

You guys need to check this out

Bad News

Guys, I have some seriously bad news. You may want to sit down for this. Or, if your already sitting, stand up, and sit back down. DO IT! NOW! Good.

Alright guys, here it is. I nearly cried when I heard it. Alright...[clearing of throat]...[sniffling]...none of us will have the pleasure....[gulp]...to see...[sob]...the...[uncontrollable weeping]...University of Tennessee...["Oh! The horror!"]...defeat...[writhing around it pain on the floor]...Lousiana State University...[uncontrollable shaking]...on...Saturday night...[sob]

Thats right. The Vols vs. The [LSU] Tigers on Saturday night...will NOT be played...until...MONDAY NIGHT AT 7:45 ON ESPN 2! WATCH IT! This will be a great game, and its always fun to watch the Tennessee Volunteers beat a team thats number 3 in the NATION...

It was postponed due to Hurricane Rita. Hurricane Rita...around because of global warming...man, WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PIRATES! If there were, this never would have happened!

Argh...well, watch it, monday night, 7:45 on ESPN 2...forget monday night football...watch some real football, some college football...

Here

Everyone should go to this site I found. It's really funny. (I know Jake won't go there, 'cause he thinks he might get a virus)

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

WHAT THE....!

This made me so mad. Here is part of an article that I found on the Free Lance Star website. It talks about CGS, but the guy obviously didn't even do much research.


Governor’s School Burden:
How far is too far?

Jeremiah Cole - Associated Press
September 18th, 2005

There has been much debate over the special treatment that is given to local students that attend the Commonwealth Governor’s School, or CGS.
These students are taken out of the normal public school environment, and put into an exclusive institution. Some students attend “CGS” in the morning, and some in the afternoon, but many critics say they should not attend at all.
The Governor’s School students, who come from Spotsylvania, Stafford, and King George, receive benefits that many other children are unable to attain. These benefits include more experienced and well-knowing teachers, a five-school broadcasting system, laptops for every student, and the removed stress of having to take exams.
But what do all these extra benefits cost the school system? A lot, say many concerned parents.
“My child doesn’t go to Governor’s school, or whatever they call it,” said Marian Hemberg, the parent of two high school students, “but I’m still paying my tax money to support these know-it-all kids who do?”
That really doesn’t seem fair, the opponents say. They don’t believe that simply due to the fact that a child is deemed to be “gifted” (or “smarter than the rest,” as the Governor’s School students claim) they should receive more funding for their education.
This is why there is a proposed bill that will make it’s way through the Virginia General Assembly. This bill, called the Higher Education Act, will prohibit the use of public funding for any education that is not strictly standard. Under this new bill, the Governor’s School would be dissolved, SCOPE (Spotsylvania COunty Program for Enrichment), and many other programs.

It then goes on to talk more about the bill and what other programs will be affected.

Young Life

Well, on a lighter note, The first Riverbend YOUNG LIFE CLUB is TOMORROW!!!!! im so excited. If any of you want to come i will give you directions tomorrow, its a lot of fun and its kinda like a place where kids go to have fun and see funny skits, but also learn about god. So its like a youth group except better....yea.

Holy Jesus.

Alright. So a kid fucking DIED in gym at Ni River yesterday. A seventh grader named Michael Kostelnik died of CARDIAC ARREST. He had a heart condition and wore an electronic thing to monitor his heart rate. He had been cleared by his doctors to participate in Phys Ed.

He was doing pull-ups arounf 10 AM and went into cardiac arrest. A slight heartbeat was detected after the nurse administered CPR and the assistant principal used a defibrillator to resuscitate him. A rescue squad took this TWELVE YEAR OLD to Mary Washington Hospital.

He was pronounced DEAD at 11:30 am.

A fucking SEVENTH GRADER.

A bunch of the ladies in the guidance department at Ni River (where my mom works) were supposed to come over because my mom just had foot surgery. Obviously they didn't come because of what had happened that day. My sister and I came home from Certamen practice and she asked us to come see her. She gave us like the hugest hug ever and told us about it.

Imagine being Michael Kostelnik's mother. Saying goodbye to her TWELVE YEAR OLD KID before he went to school. Going to the hospital at 11:30 to find him DEAD.

Now imagine being Michael himself. Going off to a school day like any other. As you're doing your pull up's in gym class, your heart STOPS. They get it started again but speed you off to a hospital. There your heart stops AGAIN. You're done.

This kid had so much left to do. He could've gone to high school, college, gotten a job. Fallen in love, gotten married, had kids. There's so much to life that hes missed. Things he'll never be able to do.

This really freaked me out. Partially because its so tragic that a fucking SEVENTH GRADER DIED, but partially because I had just had a huge fight with my boyfriend who is going camping this weekend (or for the week, he was being an ass). He could not come back and I would'nt have any closure. It scared the shit out of me that this kind of thing could happen to ANYONE.

I just want you guys to keep the Kostelnik's in your thoughts and prayers and just DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow." -James Dean

Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Start Posting!!

Hello all!!! It has been quite a while since I actually made a post. Which I believe is very sad. Do we really have this little to talk about? I mean Toni has started flicking people in the face who don't know who Mark Twain is for our entertainment. (well not really for our entertainment more like her own bemusement).........Well since no one has bothered asking who else is really enjoying English so far? I really like Dr. Walker (not that I didn't like Mr. Smith), but he reminds me of all the really great English teachers I had way back when who actually made me want to write and get critiqued and stuff. And guess what everyone!! Falls almost here!! Which means it's almost concert season which means the fusion tour and weezer/foo fighters tour is right around the corner yippee!!! Okie dokie I shall talk to everyone tomorrow, mucho luv!

Mark Twain

OMFG. There are two girls in my section in Marching Band who don't know who Mark Twain is.

I flicked them in the face.

And almost told them that they are worthless.

ITS MARK FREAKING TWAIN!

Testing, 1, 2, 3.

alrighty.

lets see here....

yessssssss. it worked. sweet.

Whoever was at the RHS football game, Mr. Smith is the announcer. just thought you'd all find that interesting.

Another Good Movie

The Boondock Saints.

Waaaatch iiiit.

:)

Big Ten Best?

Haha. No, I'm just kidding. How can one say they are the best. Two of the best three in the league went down, and the third may lose to texas tonight. Michigan went down to Notre Dame, and Iowa got beat by Iowa State [haha kevin]

Sorry bout the football thing again...but i can't help myself...and i might end up paying for it, but hey, i'm almost as rich as i am.

HAHA KEVIN! IOWA LOST BY 20 POINTS! What about that point spread now, huh? Haha. Undefeated hopes down the drain. Haha.

Good movie

I know, I know, I'm a little bit behind the times, but I only just saw Pulp Fiction (1994), and I thought it was a really good movie. Has anyone else seen it?

Anyone who hasn't seen it (and who's parents would allow them to see it, which I estimate to be fairly few), should see it. It is a little bit inappropriate, but only because of numerous drug references, sexual references, language, and violence.

RHS vs. Huguenot.

Yep. We won this time. 31-28.

Wasn't the most fun game ever, but we won.

And the halftime show was pretty good. We have 2 songs left to get on the field (because Ms. Cole wrote boatloads of srill for our opener).

It should be a great show.

Go there...

This is similar to Mr. Stack's "you know you're a liberal/conservative..."

http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html

It has Virginia on there, and for thsoe of you from any other states it has those too.

On the left hand side it also has other little quiz-things.

Blah!

Just to put an end to all of this really pointless football debating...

Everyone should watch some Flash Gordon sometime soon. Its good TV. Really.

I saw some yesterday, and its very entertaining. Not necessarily because of content or anything, but because its just so corny and AWESOME.

I highly recommend it.

To rub it in Colin's face....

Iowa also won, 56-0. That's right, fifty-six to nothing.

The game was not as close as the score indicates. It was actually much less close, Iowa just didn't want to run it up.

Rehnquist dead

Ok, so apparently the nation is in mourning over Rehnquist's death, how do the newspapers know that we're not celebrating, its crazy. Well anyway, Colin, i think we should vote and ban you from posting anything about the Tennessee volunteers. I hate ur little novels, they make me so mad. i never read them they just take up space, Who votes that colin shoulnt post about tenessee anymore? I will start, I am in Favor that colin keep his mouth shut about a sucky college, that People have to VOLUNTEER for to play, notice most people want to go to a college, some people are just like, *sigh* i will spare sum lucky kid so he can go to a respectable college, i will volunteer to waste my life here

Go Vols

Hey guys, guess who won today?!? [yes, i realize this could be responded in several ways...] the TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS. Thats right, Tennessee killed the UAB Blazers by a score of 17-10. The game was not as close as the score indicates. This means that Tennessee is now 1-0, aka UNDEFEATED. Only about half the teams in the nation can say that they are UNDEFEATED, and, to rub it in any sooner fans, the Oklahoma Sooners cannot. Anyway, for those of you who did not get to see the game, as most of you probably did not, seeing as it was regional coverage only, and you guys still up in fredericksburg are not in the region of Knoxville [Where Rocky Top is located, where Neyland Stadium was built, the home of the TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS], you'll note that UT was not playing their best football, not the football they are capable of [Ainge was overthrowing EVERYBODY [except for some of the defenders]], and the starters, such as our running back, Gerald Riggs Jr., did not play the whole game...you just wait till we upset the bigger teams, such as LSU and Florida-you'll see that our level of play differs with whomever we are playing. Anyway, Tennessee is 1-0, and you know what that means. Only 13 more victories, and UT is most likely the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! That is right, for all you non-believers and you who think that other teams are better [cough*kevin*cough], UT is going all the way this year. I realize putting this in print could be dangerous, seeing as it could be thrown in my face if UT were to lose a game. That is the beauty of it all though, because the Tennessee Volunteers will not lose a game this season.

And the game itself was AWESOME! I'm not sure any of you have any idea of the feeling, but it is amazing, just walking in there. Singing ROCKY TOP with 107,529 other people who feel the same way you do [actually, there were some UAB fans too. So subtract about 3 off that number, and you get the number of UT fans][for those of you who do not like math that number is 107,526]. And since it was the only game this year which I will be attending, I naturally spent nearly the entiring game screaming my head off [some of you know what thats like...], and drew many odd spares, some from kids thinking 'is that really a guy making that noise?' and others from the older folks thinking 'we have the ball. Your only supposed to scream when you are on defense.' Of course, i screamed whether we had the ball or not. Naturally. But it is amazing to scream with 107,526 people, when the other team has the ball on your 15, they are down by 7, it is 4 and 7, and there is just little under 4 minutes left in the game. Then know it is the screaming of 107,526 people that un-nerved the QB and wide reciever enough to make the QB to throw it high and the wide reciever to let it go right off his hands. Or, when they are driving and are threatening to score, only to see one Justin Harrel of the UT Vols [a defensive liner] intercept it and return it 29 yards before being taken down. That is 5 minutes of just screaming, yelling, clapping, and stomping. Or when the stadium is all silent, and you're the one to break the silence with a half minute screech. Great fun. Nothing like it in the world. You have not lived until you have gone to a UT football game; there is no better atmosphere not only in the world of college football, but in the world of ALL football, for nobody has more passion for their football than the fans of the TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS. Well, this post has gotten kinda long, and it hurts to talk too much, having yelled myself hoarse...

The only disappointing part was the fact that we were not in the shade, under a cloudless sky, the temperatures hitting above 90. But it was well worth it.

Yes, UT does have a marching band-Pride of the Southland Marching Band; it is awesome and amazing, the best collegiate band in the nation, and with a pregame tradition that is "unrivaled" in the world of sports.

Go Vols

P-U-M-P-E-D!!!

Yes, that spells PUMPED kids. So we lost the football game :(

But the band kicked some serious ass.

I"M SO EFFING HYPER RIGhT NOW!!


FOOOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! WAHOO WAH!!

Schooleeool.

Hows it going for everyone?
Its going fairly well for me really. Much better than last year.

CAN'T WAIT TIL THE FOOTBALL GAME OF FRIDAY!!!!!!

Well, everyone. Since it is 7 o clock in the morning right now, I need to be heading to the old schooleeool. Mucho love.

heave a sigh, say goodbye

school starts tomorrow. Who votes we all come down with pneumonia or broken bones?

Comment SPAM!

Colin, as the "leader" of this blog, you have the authourity to turn on comment verification, which makes it so that in order for someone to post a comment, they have to type in the word that they see (like some squiggly word, that computers don't know how to read).

Most of this spam is simply computers that are programmed to finds blogs and post advertisements. All you have to do is turn on the comment verification option.

Summer Science Homework

For those who don't know there is an essay on silent spring due tuesday-check the cgs webpage. I know i did not know-i don't believe it was on our first sheet. anyway, have fun writing that one too.

go vols

Flying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.venganza.org/

Everyone go there and be touched by his noodly appendage.

have fun!

NEFAS...

Hey everyone. Just in case you did'nt realize this...

SCHOOL STARTS IN 2 DAYS!

Just wondering...
who is actually excited about this?

I am. But only for the football games.

You people need to post more, I have very limited sources of entertainment these days.

love always.

Would you rather...

The other day, someone posed this question to me. May seem simple at first but when you think about it, the choice is harder than you might think...

Would you rather live with your butt where your face (and vice versa) is for the rest of your life or kill a puppy every day until you die?

[only hypothetical]

You're a whore in sheep's clothing...

...fucking up all that I do...

One last kiss for you
One more wish till you
Please make up your mind girl
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish till you
Please make up your mind girl
Before I hope you die.

E-mail

Were anyone else's parents forwarded an e-mail from a lady at CGS? It was titled something like "PLEEEEEEEASE READ!!!! It was on the news! asap."

It had an attachment, but when we tried to open it, the screen was just blank. We also tried saving it to our computer, and then opening it, but it was the same.

I can tell from the "forwarded to" list that many people received the e-mail, although the list only showed about halfway through last names beginning with an "A." Which means the only person I recognized on the list that received the e-mail was Mary. There were many people (I presume) from the other schools, I just didn't recognize them.

Meteor shower

Who else saw the meteor shower this morning? Bout 4:15...? Well, it was there, for the record.

Wednesday at noon (12:00), if you can, you should tune into ESPN (ch. 31 around here) and watch the Tennessee Volunteers football practice.

Dirty Little Secret

Haha. I bet you thought this was going to be a good post. No, its just the song I'm listening to.
Lalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm so effing bored. I want to go back to Convention. Virginia is stupid. Grr.

Can't wait till states. And then Nationals in indiana next summer. And maybe my SC friend will fly here sometime this year. :) :) :) :) :) yay. <3 convention and south carollina and mizzou.

You guys will never hear the end of this.

CONVENTION!!!!!

AHH!!HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Convention was definitely the best week of my life. Without a doubt. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) HOLY CRAP. it was so much fun. With hot michael jacobs and MICHEAL LOVE from harcard!! he talked to me!! VOLUNTARILY! And all my great new friends that i made and my lover form south carolina. :) It was soooooo great. Omfg. like seriously. Okay, I shall stop ranting now. But it really was awesome. Love you all.
-Toni

P.S. VA IS WHAT?!?! RED HOT!!! WE WON SPIRIT 3 YEARS IN A ROW BITCHES!! TAKE THAT TEXAS AND FLORIDA! i definietly lost my voice and sound very very funny. :)

All Ni River Kids

To all Ni River Kids that Had Mrs. Thomas, I called her yesterday and talked to her about new mexico, She loves it and she is proud of all of us in cgs. She reminded me about how to write and how to be creative, instead of writing shitty little papers for Mr. Smith. She also reminded me who i should be instead of being judgemental. I kinda forgot how to act when i came to highschool. I will have her email address very soon, so if you would like to give her a shoutout i will give it to you

wow

ok so im totally never gonna go to two camps, in consecutive weeks. im fricking tired. I missed being home and i missed the news, and how rafeal palmerio got caught with steroids, God he really fucked up the orioles. They were doing better than usual and then he gets caugth and they lose 12 out of 13 games, Thats yankee bullshit. And how he says hes good friends with sammy sosa, yea we all know he shoots up to, little fucker, well actually hes a pretty big one. well ne way i wanted to break the ice so i did, oh and to pick up were we left off with the songs

Am I more than you bargained for yetI've been dying to tell you anything you want to hearCause that's just who I am this weekLie in the grass, next to the mausoleumI'm just a notch in your bedpostBut you're just a line in a song(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)Drop a heart, break a nameWe're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong teamWe're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull itWe're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull itIs this more than you bargained for yetOh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closetWishing to be the friction in your jeansIsn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be himI'm just a notch in your bedpostBut you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)Drop a heart, break a nameWe're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong teamWe're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull it[x2]Down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull itWe're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull itWe're going down, down (down, down)Down, down (down, down)We're going down, down (down, down)A loaded god complex, cock it and pull itWe're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

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is anyone still alive? hello? speak to me!

MizU

Well, I am leaving for Missouri today. :) I'm going to be staying at the University of Missouri for a week for National Latin Convention (which is one of the greatest things ever created). And yesterday me and my sister and a bunch of other people had to make 150 spiders (made of bowls and pipecleaners and put beans inside) and pig noses (dixie cups spray painted pink with elastic tied to them) for spirit (aka when you yell and scream like an idiot). Yeah. It was not very fun. Well anyways, it shoujld be good fun, and you can all cal my cell if you need anything and have the number. If not...then find someone who does or just something. I would enjoy the calls. :)

Love always,
Toni

BEETHOVEN!!!

Alright everyone. I have found my new hero.

Yes. Beethoven. Our good friend Ludwig Van.

:) I watched the movie "A Clockwork Orange" and they play Beethoven's 9th in it, and it like drives the guy crazy, but anyways. Its an awesome movie.

But that is beside the point.

BEETHOVEN FLIPPING ROCKS!!

I downloaded a bunch of his stuff today, and its great. REally great. His Symphonies make me wanna die (which is a good thing in this case).

ANNNDD!!!! He wrote "Moonlight Sonata" which is only the most awesome song to play on the piano. I <3 it lots.

Everyone should listen to and love Beethoven. If not...well then O my Brothers, we do not want to talk to you anymore. Or maybe I wil ljust flcik you a lot. Yes. That sounds like punishment enough.

butt cover

hey guys, i'm workin on the gov. and i'm totally having no luck finding the minority and majority leaders. i did find some interesting pictures of west virginia politicians though. does anyone have suggestions on what to search, cause google is failing me.

Vacation

I'm finally back from my vacation. Sorry i missed all the things you guys had :-( I went to Florida (Orlando and Daytona) and on our way back we stayed in Hilton Head, South Carolina for a few days. I am so happy to see the computer! lol i missed it more than my brother.
And Colin I heard your Tennesee song when i was in South Carolina and it wasnt as bad as I had expected it to be, but that doesnt mean i liked it.

Bowling?

Are we still going bowling tonight?

I might be able to go, just need to know where and when if we are...

Putt Putt

Guys, just so you know...we are kinda hoping that we can go to putt putt (the real one not funland) this saturday...10-2, less than eight bucks, unlimited golf plus other bonuses...yeah...come if you can-i'm sure it would make it that much better...so yeah...

This Saturday
Putt-Putt
10 AM to 2 PM (don't nec. have to stay there the whole time)
Less than eight bucks needed.

to continue the streak...

while i consider this stupid, i will continue the streak of song posting, just cuz this one is stuck in my head and maybe putting it somewhere else will help...

Raven- Dave Matthews Band

What you got what you got in your hand? - a father said to son
I got the whole world here Daddy between my fingers and my thumb
Well you take care of it please - it’s the only one
Well it would take me a lifetime old man to undo what you’ve done
To undo what you’ve done

Oh come on now boy think what would Jesus do?
He shake his head like an angry mother - spoke the boy and say I did what I could do
But you take care of it please – it’s the only one you got
And it’d take ten lifetimes boy to undo what I’ve done

Boy shrugged walked away
The man stood and watched as he was leaving
Boy just walked away
The man stood alone thinking

One hand is bleeding and the other hand holds a gun
While everything is open everything is shut down, down, down
Begin to ending is really just a go round and round and round
As I stand here - the ground beneath is nothing more than one point of view

What you got what you got in your hand? Your secret’s safe with me
Well I found the truth friend let me whisper in your ear
Take good care of it please - it’s the only one there is
Can I twist it please can I give it just a little twist

Boy shrugged walked away
The man stood and watched as he was leaving
Boy just walked away
The man stood there twisting

One hand is bleeding and the other hand holds a gun
Everything is open now everything is shut down, down, down
No one is holding even if you even if your sure
You never know it all the ground beneath is nothing more than my point of view

Boy shrugged walked away
The man stood and watched as he was leaving
Boy just walked away
The man stood there twisting

One hand is open and the other hand holds the gun
Everything is open now is everything coming down, down, down
No one is hoping even if you even if you know
You never know it all - nothing more than, nothing more than my point of view

Boy shrugged walked away
The man stood and watched as he was leaving
The man stood there twistin

Greetings

Just wanted to say hello from down here in Knoxville, Tennessee, where, sadly, the internet is better than mine...

Anyways...Its been a busy week. A 7 hour drive Wednesday, rehearsal dinner Thursday, Wedding, Reception, Cook out Friday, Wedding, Reception Saturday, Fentress county on Sunday, And spending nearly all day today with kids all under the age of 10. Phew...

I don't know if it was an omen or something...but the first night i got here, i was swimming with some of my family. Wouldn't you know, I "accidentally" get punched in the temple, and developed a headache that is constant, but dull, unless i move my head (as if i was shaking my head no), in which case it hurts like....like....well, you get the point...yeah...

Don't get me wrong-its been fun. I even got to meet a real live Canadian and a real live Texan, all in the same hour-you dont get to do that often. Both weddings were beautiful (aren't i obliged to say that?), as were the receptions-including one on the eleventh floor of the Marriot overlooking the [Tennessee] river. I tell you though-two weddings and receptions in 36 hours-all while trying to seem pleasant and like you care about the Canadians and their problems while they are getting drunk again-is not easy-especially with my crazy family. But I must say, we tore up the dance floor-pretending we could step dance so as to be able to get on the videographers tape...

And Fentress county-where my uncle lives-was downright exciting. Ok, it was actually not exciting at all-there is nothing to really do out there, cept go swimming and torture the farm cats-and hang out with family, which is always fun. Oh, and it was even funner cuz its in a differnt time zone, which always makes more interesting-so it really only took 20 minutes to drive there, stead of 1 hour and 20 minutes, and 2 hoursa and 20 minutes to drive back--well, by my logic...

And Today-3 babies, 5 kids below the age of 6, and 3 kids between the ages of 7 and 11. And one big swimming pool. Phew. Course, seeing as this will be the only time i see them until i next see them, it was worth it...

Course, it can never be that bad, down here in Knoxville, where one out of every five cars has a power T on it. No place quite like it, and its more than worth coming down here-a city right along the mountains...Just minutes away from complete isolation...along with Rocky Top-What could be better? Got to love Knoxville-I would just hate to live down here, i believe it would lose its majesty...perfect place to come see a football game though




This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and therestaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice'sRestaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago onThanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at therestaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in thechurch nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray andFasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot ofroom downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn'thave to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd bea friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. Sowe took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VWmicrobus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headedon toward the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across thedump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dumpclosed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove offinto the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of theside road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of thecliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pileis better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up wedecided to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgivingdinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until thenext morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton ofgarbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." AndI said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelopeunder that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone wefinally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go downand pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at thepolice officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with theshovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward thepolice officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done atthe police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal forbeing so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, andwe didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us outand told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's stationthere was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we wasboth immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think Ican pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to thequote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town ofStockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stopsigns, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to theScene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted toget in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds ofcop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station.They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, andthey took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circlesand arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what eachone was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not tomention the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to putus in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want yourwallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting mywallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do youwant my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." Isaid, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out thetoilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he tookout the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll thetoilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obiewas making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a fewnasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went backto the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat,and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-tencolour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the backof each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossypictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and hesat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at thetwenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrowsand a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circlesand arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of Americanblind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and thejudge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossypictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of eachone explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Andwe was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats notwhat I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination oneday, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, soI looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted tolook like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wantedto feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and allkinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gaveme a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, Iwanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore andguts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," andhe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downyelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to meat the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, fourhours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nastyugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they wasinspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving nopart untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see thelast man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,and I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only gotone question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre,with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and allthe phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you evergo to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-tencolour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph onthe back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I wantyou to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W'swhere they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army aftercommitting your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty uglylooking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Fatherrapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! Andthey was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on thebench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanestfather raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to meand said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the benchthere, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till Isaid, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on thebench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds ofthings, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held itup and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked forforty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we hadfun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote itdown there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down thepencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on theother side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else onthe other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read thefollowing words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'msittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me andsaid, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprintsoff to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is astudy in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'msinging you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similarsituation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in asituation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk intothe shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can getanything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, ifone person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick andthey won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking insingin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's anorganization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I saidfifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant andwalking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, andall you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on theguitar.

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here andsing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing itfor another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four partharmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting AliceY
ou can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant


[Good, funny song if you've never heard it]


You have to wonder: Is it really worth it?

AP results

i got mine today. does anyone want to meet up and have a pity party about how bad we did?

Bowling

Yay! Bowling was lots and lots of fun! I can't believe that I actually tied with David to win the first game, tho, cause I really thought I sucked...It was really sad how no one got to a hundred, tho! Oh, well. Colin and Toni--if you really wanted to go so bad, then why didn't you?
Ok, so anyway...we have to think of something else to do this week before I go to MB. Any suggestions??
Oh, I have to give you your game back, Dannielle, so I have to see you before Friday...

Blah....

So I either really need to find a new hobby or learn how to hibernate, because I get bored way to easily, my lack of creativity is just spectacular. Anyways...I was wondering if anyone felt like bowling either this weekend, which is short notice or next weekend which is in my view very far away. And if you would like to go and can't get a ride or are broke, I'll gladly come pick you up and or pay for you. That being option one.. Option two is a few of us head down to Tickers next Friday and learn how to salsa. Whichever is fine with me we'll set up partners have a bite to eat afterwards it'll all be great and glorious fun. So hope to hear from you guys, love ya very much!

*cough*

i felt left out, so here's a song

Hate
is burning in your eyes
like hell inside your eyes
staring all the time
hate
is frozen on your lips
cold love is on your lips
screaming of lost time

~
i'm sorry i didn't mean to be that way
i'm sorry, there's no way i can repay
the injuries that start from me
the changes that will never be
~

hate
is always in your steps
but what is coming next
is not what you expected
find the loophole in the law
swear it's not what you just saw
turn and walk away

don't say things were meant to be this way
cause destiny's so easy to ignore

~chorus~

don't say there was no chance for living
don't say you're too far for forgiving
and don't, don't say, things were meant to be this way
cause destiny's so easy to ignore

hate
is burning in your eyes
like hell inside your eyes
staring into mine
hate
is frozen on your lips
i taste it on your lips
screaming for more time

~chorus~

and then i think there's some more but i forgot : )

Hi. I'm back. But not that it matters. I don't do anything anyway. And I'm leaving in two days to go to camp. Oh, I bought a huge knife today. Beware.

"Down With The Sickness"

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

[Chorus:]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me

[Chorus x2]

(And when I dream) [x4]
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Dont do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die

[Chorus (last line changed to "Madness has now come over me")]

Yeah. It sounds better than it looks judging my the lyrics.

Here is the music video if you wanna here/see it; http://www.musicvideocodes.com/?song=586 It works some of the time.



-Eric

OH WOW!

Alrighty then. I have not had a computer for like 2 weeks and it feels very good to have technology back. So yeah, I just started on my summer assignments today. Shakespeare hurts my brain. Oh yeah, and about the god saying yes thing (for dannielle lauren and chels)...I LIED. Yeah, I thought he might, but then some stuff happened, and yeah, I made someone cry, and I almost jumped off a 5th story balcony into a pool in the middle of the night but yeah. Its all good and God will never say yes. Just so you know.

So hows everyones summer going? Mine is boring as poo, and pretty pathetic. :( I have no life. BUT! I did get a new cell phone and its pretty awesome. Yay! AND!! I got a new sey flute that I think I might have said something baout before. Oh well. Anyways, I went to VA beach, and i got to go parasailing, and it wsa really awesome. I only got to go up 600 feet (coulda gone up to 1500) but my mom wouldnt let me. It was very peaceful and I loved it.

Has anyone seen the movie "Adaptation"? Holy fuckin shit. (excuse my language). It is soooooo flipping awesome. I saw it the other night and it is just "mind boggling" to quote the person who recommended it. Oh jeez, I'm talking a lot. Well anyways, for my birthday one of my friends got me a ton of plastic bugs and i hung them from my cieling and it looks pretty cool. They are like spiraling out from my fan and it makes me happy.

Oh, and to add to all of this pointless lyric posting, here is my favorite song in the entire universe. Well, at least one of the many...

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye
And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing I am captivated
[Chorus]
I am Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right, I swear I knew it all along
And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself
So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye
And rendered me so isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that
[Chorus]
So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away [3x]So let me slip against the current So let me slip away [4x][Chorus]
Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...


Right. I'm done being pointless now. Love Always.

Stuff

Ok, so now I'm kinda putting a stop to the song lyrics thing, sorry...

So...anybody doing anything special this month? I'm going to Myrtle Beach the 22nd and coming back like the 5th! YAY! Plus, I'm turning 15 (finally) on the 31st! I know Chels is in New York right now, but what are you guys up to?

In Response

I have no idea why you people are posting song lyrics. However, in response, i will post the lyrics to the best song of all time-no arguments, so don't even try to argue-it is pointless [to resist]

Rocky Top
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top

Down in the Tennessee hills

Aint' no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top

Ain't no telephone bills

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top

Half bear, other half cat

Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop

I still dream about that.

Rocky Top you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top Tennessee,

Rocky Top Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top

Lookin' for a moonshine still

Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top

Reckon they never will

Rocky Top you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top Tennessee,

Rocky Top Tennessee

Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top

Dirt's too rocky by far

That's why all the folks on Rocky Top

Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top Tennessee,

Rocky Top Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life

Trapped like a duck in a pen

All I know is it's a pity life

Can't be simple again

Rocky Top you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top Tennessee,

Rocky Top Tennessee

There you guys go-the best song of all time

GO VOLS

You know what they do to guys like us in prison

In the middle of a gun fight...
In the center of a restaurant...
They say, "Come with your arms raised high!"
Well, they're never gonna get me,
And like a bullet through a flock of doves...
To wage this war against your faith in me,
Your life...will never be the same.
On your mother's eyes, say a prayer...say a prayer!

[Chorus] Now, but I can't
And I don't know
How we're just two men as God had made us,
Well, I can't...well, I can!
Too much, too late, or just not enough of this
Pain in my heart for your dying wish,
I'll kiss your lips again.
They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost,
My cellmate's a killer, they made me do push-ups (in drag)
But nobody cares if you're losing yourself...am I losing myself?!
Well, I miss my mom,
Will they give me the chair,
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you dare;
Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I've seen! [Chorus]
To your room...
What they ask of you
Will make you want to say, "So long..."
Well, I don't remember,
Why remember...YOU?!
Do you have the keys to the hotel?!
'Cause I'm gonna string this motherfucker on fire! (FIRE!!)
Life is but a dream for the dead,
And well I, I won't go down by myself,
But I'll go down with my friends.
Now now now now...now now now...now now now!!

Love Train

People all over the world (everybody)

Join hands (join)Start a love train, love train

People all over the world (all the world, now)

Join hands (love ride

)Start a love train (love ride), love train

The next stop that we make will be England

Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too

Don't you know that it's time to get on board

And let this train keep on riding, riding on through

Well, well

People all over the world (you don't need no money)

Join hands (come on)

Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)

People all over the world ( ride this train)(Ride this train, y'all)

Start a love train (Come on, train), love train

All of you brothers over in Africa

Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Please don't miss this train at the station

'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you

Well

People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)

Join hands (join, come on)

Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (Come on)

People all over the world (Don't need no tickets)

Join hands (come on, ride)

Start a love train, love train

Ride, let it rideLet it ride

Let it ride

People, ain't no war

People all over the world (on this train)

Join in (ride the train)

Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)

People all over the world (come on)

Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah)

Start a love train, love train (makin' love)

People all over the world ('round the world, y'all)

Join hands (come on)

Start a love train, love train

Vacation

I like vacation, i went to a resort in PA. called nemacolin. it was so much fun, i played paintball and shot skeet, and went rock climbing and bike riding and watched fireworks, it was soooo cool. Oh and i rode in a hummer and saw a house made by frank lloyd wright. it was awesome. I love nemacolin. AND i won a free 50 minute massage in a raffle, next time you win a massage, take it. Its really cool, unless you get a really hot misuse girl and your like oh my god, then its way more than cool, its fricking awesome.

Happy Fourth

Well guys, it is the 4th of July. In case you forgot or something.

I hope you all take this day to look at other countries in the world and be truly thankful that we get to celebrate a holiday by blowing stuff up [in a sense].

Also, look over to Britain, where they are all sad and distraught on this great day-and laugh at them and their incompetence.

Anyway...

I hope ya all have a great fourth of July.


God bless America

Fantasy...

...Baseball. For any of you out there that want to play Diamond Daily (a type of fantasy baseball, where you just select a player for each day and then get credit in the Triple Crown categories for how he does) can play in the league I made.
It's at ESPN.com. On the left of the page there is a column that has the sports in it, look for "Baseball" and next to it should be "Fantasy," click "Fantasy," then find your way to "Diamond Daily." You have to make an ESPN.com name (which is free), and then join my league.
League name: FBNVA
League Password: fred05

Posting for the sake of posting

Yay Lauren I'm glad your home, I was getting all lonely without you and Chelsea, even though you've only been gone for three days, Chels still has another two weeks. :( Oh well hope she's having fun....
Well it's not really all that late I'm just bored and thought I'd come and say hi to everyone, so hello everyone! Today was kinda bland, we went and got chinese again, because no one wants to cook, and I had to go in and get it by myself because my mom is embarrased for yelling at the little chinese man who works there over a soda. I played cello for like an hour because I suck and am only 4th chair. And I also found out today we're not going to San Antonio until the first week of August, I have been thinking this entire time we were leaving Sunday! Alright well I'm gonna go and do my silly musician thing and vibe with some candles..(if you play any instrument/sing, especially if your in strings, you know what I mean) Night all!

It's Good To Be Home

Well, I just got home from a three day trip to Nags Head! YAY! I was with a total of 14 family members in a huge rental beach house, so it was really fun, even tho they did get a bit annoying at times...It stormed a ton off and on the whole week, so the water was FREEZING COLD, and the waves were huge. Plus there were jelly fish floating EVERYWHERE in the water, so you had to be wary of those...(Ha, do I know what happens when they are around...Haha) And of course my two cousins had to drag my sis and I along to go look for hott girls on the beach (Dusty is 16, and such a playa!)...Suprisingly, tho, there were absolutely NO hot guys... : ( !! I always did like Myrtle Beach better... (we have a beach house there)

So, GOD IS ABOUT TO SAY YES, HUH, TONI??!! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ALL THE JUICY DETAILS! God, a lot can happen in three days of no internet access...wow...PLEASE TELL ME THAT PLAN B IS FINALLY IN EFFECT!! Please!

~~Lauren

A book

Has anyone ever read Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger? I started reading it, and from what I've read so far it's a really funny book. You all should read it, although it has quite a few naughty words, so maybe you should stay away from it, Colin.

West Virginia

For all those who care about hill billies, you will be glad to know that I am going to be in West Virginia all next week helping to fix their houses and whatnot. Therefore, I will not be here, so if you are planning to give any more Canada Day phone calls please restrain yourself, for they will be in vain.

-Eric

Report Card

I just got my report card today because the stupid people at Chancellor lost them all and had to print them again. I got a 31 (does not dress out/participate in PE) from Mr. Smith, and I was wondering if he gave anyone else this.

a notice

today is CANADA DAY! doncha know, eh?

may your life be filled with canadians, maple syrup, mooses, and all the rest that canada has to offer.

if you want a personal canada day phone call, leave your number and i will give you one. i tried calling a lot of people but only like 3 picked up. the rest, i am sure, are celebrating canada day with joyous pic-nics and maple tree tapping, eh?

~riese
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,O Canada,
we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

mexican racist stamps

apparently the mexicans created racist stamps http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/07/01/fox.stamp.ap/index.html

A Message for Dannielle...

Alright, I loved that story a lot. I think I get it.

But THIS is the real message.

GOD IS ABOUT TO SAY YES....in a way.

Just thought you'd like to know. :) And for those of you who don't know about this, don't bother to even ask. Just saving your time from useless comments.

Something I thought was interesting

There is a strange story about his college days that illustrates something else about him: he had friends for cocktails in his well-appointed rooms one afternoon when suddenly his pet ferret rushed out and bit an elegant teacup queer on the ankle and everybody hightailed it out the door, screaming. Old Bull leaped up and grabbed his shotgun and said, "He smells that old rat again," and shot a hole in the wall big enough for fifty rats. On the wall hung a picture of an ugly old Cape Cod house. His friends said, "Why do you have that ugly thing hanging there?" and Bull said, "I like it because it's ugly."

A Couple of Things That Everyone Should Know

First off being an Oregonian, I object to all criticism of the state Oregon. Also if you have not been to Oregon you have no right to complain because you do not know the facts about it. It is also not full of Nazis, because they are in Germany and as Tyler will back me up on, NOT EVERY GERMAN IS A NAZI!!! I was also not born a foot, I was simply delivered to my mom the first time in a stocking because i was considered a Christmas baby because I was born on Dec 20. The state of Oregon is just nice like that.

Now that everyone is just a little bit smarter,
Kelly Rooker, not a Nazi just a German and from Oregon

the sport that is not a sport

i just wanted to say that for culminating my older sister found out marching band could indeed be considered a sport, but for the most part isn't because they refuse to subject themselves to sports leagues that takes all the money and crap like that.

and has anyone been to a marching band competition? they are awesome, and fun, and it is hard competition. like C.D. Hilton, whew. and toni, did you see Yorktown? i think it was them. and did you see the guys who's show was the romans? that was cool. what is riverbend's show this year? Chancellor's doing 'flying' or some thing like that, and it doesn't sound that great, but it might turn out okay. we have like 40 freshman and like 5 seniors in the band. it's insane.


~Hairy Love
Only you can prevent bears in hats

Wow.

Alright. Well, its frekain 4:30 in the morning. WHY AM I STILL UP?! Holy crap I'm bored out of my mind. So tired, but can't sleep. Absolutely no desire to. Ahhh! This is crazy!!! I'm sorry, this is very pointless and stupid.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDD!

GRRR!! Alright, well, I believe I'm done now. Good night. Morning. Whatever.

I just wanted to say

that Iowa is so friggen awesome! You all should go there and eat at Taylor's Maid-Rite place. $2.70 for a Maid-Rite (which, if you don't know, is like a hamburger, but the meat is not in the form of a patty, it's loose and you have to use a spoon to keep putting it back on the bun). It's in Marshalltown, which is right in the middle of Iowa. There is also one in Altoona, which is where my dad grew up. Altoona is right by Des Moines (the capital) and it has Adventureland in it. My dad used to work at Adventureland in the 4-Star restaurant, when he lived right next to Adventureland. Seriously, you could see the rollercoasters running from his yard.

Wow, i missed technology

Wow, i just went to a forestry camp, dont ask, and i was outside 24/7, and now my computer just got back up and working cuz of friking viruses cuz my sister downloads junk, now that she has her own computer and she is going off to college (HELL YEA) i wont have any more of those gay popups. Well I read his email and i tell you what he is a sappy old bastard that wishes had had made better decisions in life. Lets all look at mr. smith as an example, if you want to goof around now, you will be a lazy unmotivated teacher making 60,000 dollars a year and living a shitty godless life wanting to make a coffee shop but never having the funds to do so. I dont feel sorry for him and i probably never will. He tried to make a difference, but instead of being a good one, it was a bad one, this school year has been hell because of that fagget and im glad i will never see his dirty rotten shitty bald face ever again.
Whew.... i needed to get that out.
well hows errbody doin this summer, i know im doing perdy good

Tyler