First off being an Oregonian, I object to all criticism of the state Oregon. Also if you have not been to Oregon you have no right to complain because you do not know the facts about it. It is also not full of Nazis, because they are in Germany and as Tyler will back me up on, NOT EVERY GERMAN IS A NAZI!!! I was also not born a foot, I was simply delivered to my mom the first time in a stocking because i was considered a Christmas baby because I was born on Dec 20. The state of Oregon is just nice like that.
Now that everyone is just a little bit smarter,
Kelly Rooker, not a Nazi just a German and from Oregon
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I was actually born in bahmberg, germany, so i take pride in saying that before i left i cleansed the german country of all nazis at age 2 and at age three was awarded the Red Star by Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, a dear freind with very good cigars
Actually Tyler and Jelly you're both wrong. I'm German, I would know. All Germans are Nazis. Trust me on this one. Trust me (As Jake would say)
kevin you more swiss than german, its in the name. And i am not a communist, just good freinds with fidel castro. I went to his barmitzfa, however u spell it, and we grew up together in grade school then i got shot in a secret anti nazi raid and reincarnated in to tyler heslop, my old name was Armondo Alejandro. Now that things are straight there....
Tyler you really confuse me somtimes.
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