Sunday, December 04, 2005

The art of snow creation

Here are the steps to creating snow:
1. Put Pj's on inside out
2. spin around 3 times in front of an open refrigerator
3. dance around in front of said refrigerator singing let it snow

After step one has been completed thou shall go to step 2. following step 2 u shall proceed to step 3, no more, no less, and the moving up of the step shall be 3...if u have moved to step 4 that is right out...moving to step 2 is forbidden after having completed step 2. Having completed step 2 proceed dircetly to step 3. do not stop at step 1 or 2...the number of the step shall be 3...after step number 3, being the third step having been completed....it will snow

7 comments:

toni said...

YAY!!!

I thought you ran around the house though...

JohnC said...

Jake, did you actually dance and sing in inside-out Pjs in front of an open refrigerator? If the answer is "yes," do you have a video of it?

I myself do want snow tonight, but since I'm sure many others (especially Jake) are doing various rituals to bring it here, I do not see the need to make a fool of myself also.

Although I might do the snow rap... (not talking about drugs)

Colin. said...

Thank you for that Jake. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

And John, I want to hear said snow rap.

Kevin said...

I want to hear that also.

And when you say "snow" I'm sure you mean white powdery stuff (from Columbia).

Anonymous said...

Yup, John's shipment came in yesterday. He gave me my pound today. There isnt anything like Colombian snow :)

JohnC said...

Kelly, you weren't supposed to tell everyone that I'm a drug deal...err... I mean, frozen rain dealer, yes...

Anyway, its still snowing (the kind that falls from the sky) so I hope we get off tomorrow, more time to enjoy the "snow"...

And just so you all know, I am not a drug dealer. As you know I can't rap well at all.

Colin. said...

Did Jake really post this. Oh my. This is cause for concern. Why did we not see this earlier?

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