From an Email forwarded from my friend...
"You know, worms are fascinating creatures. Did you know that if you cut a worm in half, it becomes two separate worms? Seriously. And worms are not distinguished by gender. They can adapt to take on whichever gender role when it comes time to reproduce. So, I was thinking....what if you swallowed a worm...or worse, you accidentally bit it in half before you swallowed it.....and they somehow found a nice, dry spot in your stomach......I think you know where I'm going with this. Yes, I believe it's best to proceed with caution when consuming strawberries."
Or apples for that matter...
-Eric
Beware of worm infested fruit!
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11 comments:
jake, you are one of his friends...
how fitting
Jake's not my friend! Just kidding, Jake's cool. Most of the time.
Jake why you gotta be like that? I'll give you a hug on Tuesday and until then just soak in the love!
Jake I'll give you a hug too. But you probably expected that? Well, when you enter the lobby Tuesday morning be expecting a hug. And expect me not to let you forget that the Nats beat the Braves, excuse me, crushed.
first of all 3-2 isnt crushed...second of all it shoulda gone into extra innings cuz brian jordans homer was most definitely not foul...stupid umps and i was on ESPN so ha!
Jake, the game did not air on ESPN or TBS today, it was covered by UPN 20.
Ha!
The rest of the nation saw it on ESPN
HA!
(my dad was out of town and watched the game)
Umm... what has this got to do with the original post?
wow, that's weird
What the moo, kristine? How did you find out about this blog then?
For the record, cutting a worm in half does not result in two separate worms. One half grows back; the other half remains cut off and rots in the dirt of the earth.
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