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Initially formed in the fall of 2004, the CGS Riverbend Class of 2008 had been together of an epic four years of high school. It disbanded in 2008 after graduation, but it still remains the best in all of CGS history.
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No Anne Marie, we musn't do that. We shall say that there's been a freak insecticide accident and that we are all terribly ill
I actually am terribly ill. I mistook a bottle containing 45% DDT, 15% Dieldrin, 35% Aldrin, 10% BHC, and 20% Heptachlor, for a bottle of Pepsi. Needless to say, I'm not feeling very well.
As we all know, these chemicals of death that mankind is raining down upon himself and the Earth, are the sole cause of all the nation's illegal immigrant problems. These chemicals have a special attractant in them that causes people to become extremely lightheaded, and have sudden urges to do something daring, like crossing the border into the United States.
Well, that bottle should get you out of school tomorrow, as even a small percentage of those pesticides could kill you and 125% of it seems to be poison. I have unfourtunatly been sprayed with DDT by an airplane so I expect I will not be in school tomorrow.
As for the illegal immigrants, we can just spray some other chemicals that cause paralysis on Mexico, problem solved!
if we just used attractant to make bugs have sex with trees we wouldn't have these chemicals sitting around
yes, and i hear that eric was unfortunately sprayed with a chemical that makes him mate with any inanimate object within 3 feet of himself
John we would have to spray Canada too.
You know how crazed them Canadians can get when you mention something like fooling to border patrol.
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