The other day, someone posed this question to me. May seem simple at first but when you think about it, the choice is harder than you might think...
Would you rather live with your butt where your face (and vice versa) is for the rest of your life or kill a puppy every day until you die?
[only hypothetical]
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I am putting my answer here to avoid any possible bias...although it really won't help much, if at all...
anyway, i would rather kill a puppy each day...for one it would be easier, i think, than learning how to function with the proposed switch; and wouldn't it be a great stress reliever?
These posts keep getting weirder...
Anyway, I would rather kill a puppy every day. Now, don't think I'm some inhuman monster who likes killing puppies, it is possible to morally justify what I would be doing.
Moral ways to kill a puppy each day:
1. Do some volunteer work for the local animal shelter, there are lots of sick puppies that need to be put out of their misery, plus someone has to control the dog population.
2. Eat Chinese food every day. (sure, they say its chicken, but we know better)
3. Give Colin a puppy every day, since he'd be bound to kill it, I would in a way, be partly responsible, and at the same time not responsible.
4. Have so many puppies killed that you get accustomed to the deaths. After all, when you kill a puppy, it's a tragedy, when you kill a million puppies, it's a statistic.
(Actually, that last one doesn't sound very morally justifiable, ignore that one... although Stalin would have approved...)
I wouldn't really want to do either or these, and fourtunatly I don't think I'll ever be forced to choose.
I would, of course, kill the puppies. I mean, who wouldn't?
I would just run around and find puppies that were infected with insecticides, like those in the book Silent Spring, and just put them out of their misery.
Kill a puppy. That sounds fun.
Kill a puppy.
Kick a praire dog.
Its all the same to you right Eric?
Just like gummy bears and sprinkles.
Eric does like to kick Prarie Dogs...
Ok, Johneyerickson03009226, we read your comment. You now have my permision to SHuT THe HeLL uP!. Thank you.
You read it? i read the first sentence got bored, and didnt read the rest.
me too. although i did read something about harvesting lumber several decades before the normal cutting age....and as to the aforementioned query, i'd rather have my butt where my face is and then go get extreme plastic surgery to get it fixed. then i'd raise a shelter for puppies who are in danger of being killed.
Gummy bears rock.
Eric you are so right!!
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