Monday, October 31, 2005

Almighty Overlord of the Internet.

I think Google is taking over the world.

First they create a program that can search almost every frikin page on the web, then they make Gmail, which gives you like 20 megs of storage or something so you don't hafta ever delete anything unless you get like the entire interent to spam you or something. This means people's personal emails/lives are in the palm Google's digital hand. (On a toatally unrelated subject, I have a Gmail account and if anyone wants one I can invite them unless they don't know how to operate a computer or ride a bike, Cough, Colin, Cough.) Also, I recently noticed (Five minutes ago.) that google just came out with a new service, Instant Messaging and live talk. Look. Crazyness! It's the frikin apocolypes! We're all gonna die! *And I'm not the only one who thinks it, lookit!

ROAR!

-Eric

*I know I'm not supposed to start a sentence with "and" Dr. Walker, but it works, so there. Hah.

10 comments:

jake said...

yeah they are also testing a free ebay like service that would basically shut down ebay cuz ebay costs money

Kevin said...

Plus, I heard the Google CEO is getting mentioned fo the 2008 presidential campaign.

Brian said...

wow, they are gonna take over the internet...the the world!!! that would suck, have everything made and sold by Google.

AMPaquette said...

ha ha ha, just think, everything would have the word 'GOOGLE' on it. hilarious.

Kevin said...

We could rename China to Googleland. Land of the googles, more formally known as The People's Republic of Google, or TPRG.

Brian said...

we could make a googleland themepark, that would be fun to go to...

Colin. said...

You hate google, because it is wildly successful?

I (by this meaning my family) recently downloaded "Google Earth" (granted, it took forever because of lack of a fast connection...). This, as far as I can tell at this point, will be extremely useful. It is just a map database that it downloads satellite imagines of anywhere on earth. Google Inc. is not all that bad.

Eric, I don't understand you coughing my name in regard to the obvious and deliberate implication that I cannot operate a computer. I admit that I cannot ride a bike, but I can operate a computer.

Kevin said...

There Colin goes with his objectivist brainwashing, again...

Eric said...

And yet it took you 5 tries to open the invite email?

Colin. said...

No, Eric. I only recieved it once, no matter how many times you sent it. It is by no fault of mine.