Someone emailed this to me and it made me giggle a little bit.
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God,
please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant
to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get
my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
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haha thats really funny :-) my friend sent me a site thats really funny. http://www.kidblount.com go there and turn up ur volume so u can hear his voice.
OMFG. That kid freaks me out.
Holy cow.
Stupid blondes..
On a totaly unrelated subject, a blonde a brunette and a redhead were stuck on a desert island 30 miles from shore...
After sepnding five days on the island, the redhead decided that she couldn't take it anymore and attempted to swim to shore. She managed to swim out one mile, then decided it was to far and swam back.
The next day the brunette decided that she was going to try, and she managed to make it out 10 miles, but then realized it was too far, and swam back.
Then, the next day the blonde decided to try. She struck out to see and managed to swim 29 miles, then deicided it was too far and swam back.
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