There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.
Vin Diesel speaks in Dolby 5.1 surround sound.
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.
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3 comments:
lol
Why the Vin Diesel jokes?
I realize you could replace "Kevin Aswegan" for Vin Diesel in every one of those and it would remain true. Yes, even the Waldo one.
Well, maybe it wouldn't be true for the first one.
Goooooood Kevin. I've never heard you in Dolby surround sound.
And some good jokes there..
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