Greetings from the University of Indiana in Bloomington! Answering Kelly, the weather fucking SUCKS here. Seriously, its hot like a nun on the fourth of july. DEATH.
Anyway, convention is pretty sweet. Latin convention that is. Do not worry, we are representing your state well.
ADVICE:
#1: NEVER drive to Indiana through West Virginia. The trees will make you a serial killer.
#2: DO NOT eat the brownies. They taste like Indiana dirt.
#3: For the boys--Have your gaydar on at ALL TIMES. Otherwise, a gay man will slip past you, and then...well...you know the rest. (Anecdote: one of my friends saw two guys making out in the bathroom of his dorm. And then we saw a few guys grinding at one of the dances. UH OH!)
#4: DO NOT go to lumberjack camp and tear your ACL, else you will DIE!
Much love from the great state of god knows what.
♥ TONI, master of the universe.
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Haha. Glad you're having fun! :)
I'll be close to there- in a couple of hours (like 9), I'll be in Ohio.
Rebuttals to advice:
#1: I love trees! What can I say? If I was another tree, I'd be making sweet love with trees all day.
#2: As long as they aren't dog shit...
#3: Well... I don't really have a rebuttal/response for this one, but thanks for the warning.
#4: I know someone who went to lumberjack camp. They chopped down trees and ate flapjacks all day. That's it. That's it...! Sounds like BUCKETS of FUN to ME!
i want a bucket of fun. and i don't have that problem with trees, but some low shrubs make me want to kill something
Like human children?
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