Dear Mom and Dad,
I apologize for not writing sooner. All my stationary was lost when the dorm burned down. I lost most of my stuff in the fire. But it's ok, because my vision is starting to come back, and Peter, the guy who saved me from the fire, offered to let me stay in his apartment. We love each other, so we'll be getting married this summer. I know how badly you guys wanted to be grandparents, and I'm happy to tell you that you'll be grandparents in just a few months!
Now, there was no dorm fire, no blindness, no Peter, no marriage, and I'm not pregnant. However, I'm failing English and have a D in Biology. I just thought you should see these in perspective.
Love,
Your Daughter,
XXXXXXXXXX
I hope you're all adjusting to college well. First of all, wondering if any of you were going to head up to Baltimore for the Rise Against show. And..thoughts on a name change?
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Collegiate CGSers!
Reminds me of a super-hero.
Cgs and beyond
That letter is fantastic. =D
haha i love erics suggestion. very super hero-esque. and colin, you know i'd be all over that, were i not a billion miles away.
how is everyone adjusting to college!
I like it, Eric. It's just a matter, now, of getting the word out, since I'll be changing the URL too. . .
I like Eric's idea too.
does anybody actually just type in the url? besides colin? i dont
yeah i just have it on my favorites list =)
Looks like Eric's a winner. I was planning on going to the Rise Against show, but it's just a little too far, I won't be able to make it back in time with a manageable amount of sleep before classes. Next time...
It isn't on my Favorites...nothing is. Maybe I should correct that.
Next time, Jared? Is there a next time? Though you guys are welcome to crash here the night before, if you're coming up from Tech. Or, at least, a few of you.
Ok, so a name change is eminent.
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