Monday, June 27, 2005

I just wanted to say

that Iowa is so friggen awesome! You all should go there and eat at Taylor's Maid-Rite place. $2.70 for a Maid-Rite (which, if you don't know, is like a hamburger, but the meat is not in the form of a patty, it's loose and you have to use a spoon to keep putting it back on the bun). It's in Marshalltown, which is right in the middle of Iowa. There is also one in Altoona, which is where my dad grew up. Altoona is right by Des Moines (the capital) and it has Adventureland in it. My dad used to work at Adventureland in the 4-Star restaurant, when he lived right next to Adventureland. Seriously, you could see the rollercoasters running from his yard.

20 comments:

Dannielle said...

Well Kevin you sound very excited about Iowa... Glad you had a good time!

Colin. said...

Iowa Stinks!
One word for ya: TENNESSEE

Go Vols!

JohnC said...

Disgusting, a liquid hamburger! Only losers eat their hamburgers with spoons. Kevin, Iowa is for losers, Tennesse is for the losers who can't get into Iowa.

Colin, your posts are always so late at night, it's like you never sleep...

Colin. said...

as you post at 3:30 in the morning john?

Besides, sleeep is pointless

Thanxforthevenom said...

Im glad that i let that out, thanx kevin for backing me up, i mean those comments about my comment were mean, no just kidding, that would be wrong to judge others. Ok Jake im sorry, my moms a teacher and makes 60k a year, but she works for the govt on a marine base. Teachers here probably make 50k, and in new york the probably make 70k to 80k. And john FYI you spelled tennessee wrong, well according to colins spelling

jake said...

Iowa is like ohio turned on its side...no really look at the map...I think its a clone of ohio

JohnC said...

That doesn't matter, only loser states have 3 pairs of double letters.

Anonymous said...

Dont make fun of Ohio, is way better that Iowa. It has Cedar Point, the best park on the planet! (dont u watch commercials?) Not to mention its capital has one of the biggest July 4 displays and fun. its almost as good as Oregon. :)

Kevin said...

Wow... Oregon sucks. Is that even a state? Someone back me up here, who really cares about Oregon? I mean, Iowa has Adventureland, and Taylor's. By the way, its not a liquid hamburger, don't be dumb, John.

Eric said...

I'll back you up Kevin. Oregon isn't a state, it's a friggin trail those pioneer people took. Yukon on the other hand is a state out west somewhere. Kevin agrees.

Thanxforthevenom said...

ok, oregon sucks, the people who live there probably never see the light of day, because they are snowed in, and they have a population of like 100,000. Nothing good comes from oregon, theres only one cop per 30 square miles and there is no border patrol. yea it sucks

jake said...

yeah there is no border patrol because it doesn't border another country...Why would you need border control for washington...well i forgot about california, those people are weird, so maybe they should have border patrol

Thanxforthevenom said...

Because jake, That good ol boy that we put in the oval office talks about keeping terrorism out, and like him the terrorists arent very smart and they might go to the wrong washington. Oregon is on the pacific ocean, so if some russians would like to walk right in they very well could, or terrorist supported by the russian mafia could walk right in too.

JohnC said...

The Russians couldn't get in Oregon, it's full of nazis. However, one must worry about the Mexicans, they might come up through California, so I guess they do need a border patrol.

AMPaquette said...

guys, don't worry about invasions into oregon, cause like john said, it's full of nazis. i mean, kelly's from there. from portland, which incidentally doesn't exist. that and kelly was born a foot.

Kevin said...

Um Toni, I think you're thinking of Alaska. Alaska is the state with a lot of snow and very few people. And Alaska is also the state that has international borders.

Colin. said...

Don't diss Alaska

Colin. said...

Don't diss Alaska

Colin. said...

ok, ok, calm down kevin. ALl i'm sayin is don't use the facts to diss one of the coolest states.

JohnC said...

Well Alaska is the coolest state, it's really cold up there, nobody in their right mind would live there, which is why it has the highest suicide rate. You were just asking for that, weren't you?